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Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Uganda Chronicles 3 : Food, Language and Money


Now can we talk about how Ugandans eat? Yes, we all know Uganda is banana-land. I quite enjoyed this, I love bananas! So...having banana pancakes and bananas for breakfast was okay with me. Another thing, I have never eaten matoke in my life despite the fact that my parents love it and it is prepared every so often at our house, I finally had some matoke! Some I liked, some I did not. There are different kinds, depending on mode of preparation I suppose.
But, back to how Ugandans eat. I am sure I have already said this to about my whole circle of friends...and I hope not to offend anyone by my opinion, but ugandans eat like they're about to head out to a construction site and start carrying stones.
A typical meal is rice and pasta. Matoke and rice. I kid you not! At this point, most kenyans must be thinking, where is the meat?! Yeah, I thought that too. Along with...why in the world is there a great need for two carbohydrates in the meal? Is it not just...too much?
Then when we had buffet meals, then it was quite the treat!
Matoke, rice, chapati AAANNNND Pasta! Plus one meat and stew and their famous g-nut sauce(ground nut sauce) Vegetables? I do not recall eating any. With the buffets, I'm sure the serving staff marked me. I just got fed up at some point and would skip everything except rice and meat stew. That felt a little bit like home.

It took me a while before I got it into my head that I could not just throw in a swahili word or two every time I was talking to people. Every time I would go to a shop or be talking to the conductor of a taxi, I would automatically start my conversation in swahili because that is what I would do at home.
'Sasa, maji unauza pesa ngapi?'(Hi, how much is a bottle of water?) 'Fare ni ngapi?' (How much is the fare?)
The blank stares that followed my statements always got me back into reality. Inasmuch as Ugandans look just like kenyans, they are not. I reckon I got coned once when the guy placed that I was clearly new in the area.

Another thing that took some getting used to...was the currency disparity. The exchange rate when I was there was about 28ush to 1ksh. I remember at the border, when we had just converted money, one of my friends asked what 200ush could get her...and she was told...practically nothing.
We would take a taxi(they call matatus that) for a short distance and then be told that its 1500ush. I was always so shoked! Like...say what now? Was there wifi in that taxi? Did my seat recline and give me a massage? Why in the world am I paying 1500 for that 5 minute ride then? Oh yeah, not in Kenya. I found that some are so used to the 'thousands' that its not a necessary part of conversation. I tried to buy samosas somewhere and asked how much they are. The guy told me 2 shillings. I was so confused...2?! So I took out 200ush and he was shocked...'two THOUSAND', he said to me.
Well, he should have just said that in the first place!
So this guy quickly figured I obviously was not from around and charged me double for the samosas. Might have been an oversight, but when I found out, damn right I went back for my money!

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